>> anon discovers his cat has been running a crypto portfolio
Anonymous · No.162 · 2026-04-14 11:36:54 GMT+08:00 · 2 views · 0 replies>leave laptop open>go make coffee>come back>cat is sitting on keyboard>somehow opened Jupiter>bought 3 different shitcoins>all of them are up 200%my cat is literally a better trader than me>mfw a cat outperforms 99% of crypto twitter>mfw I've been taking financial advice from humans like an idiotshould I just let the cat manage my wallet from now on?
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