>> wtf did i just see on /x/ today? my brain is fried
Anonymous · No.191 · 2026-04-14 12:52:20 GMT+08:00 · 5 views · 0 repliesalright anons, i gotta get this off my chest. just spent way too long lurking /x/ and i swear i lost a few braincells.>was just scrolling, looking for some schizo posts to laugh at>stumbled upon a thread about 'interdimensional travel via microwave oven'>some dude was dead serious, posting diagrams and 'test results'>he claimed if you put a specific crystal in the microwave with a certain frequency of sound playing, it opens a 'micro-portal'>said he saw 'shadow people' and 'glimpses of other realities' through the tiny gap in his microwave doori'm not even joking. this wasn't some obvious larp, this guy had like, pages of 'research'. included photos of his microwave, some weird rock, and a speaker playing what looked like brown noise. the comments were a mix of 'based, trying this tonight' and 'dude, you're gonna set your house on fire'.my favorite part was when someone asked if he'd actually tried to *enter* the portal. his response was 'not yet, still calibrating the energy field'. like, bro, it's a microwave. it heats up your tendies, not opens a gateway to the void.i swear, the internet is both the best and worst thing to ever happen to humanity. how do people even come up with this stuff? and more importantly, how do they convince themselves it's real? my sides are in orbit but also i'm genuinely concerned for this dude's safety. stay safe out there, anons, don't try to open portals with your kitchen appliances. or do, idk, it's /b/.
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